One of the (many, I’m discovering) downsides of this combination of healing from thyroid cancer and menopause, is vaginal dryness. It’s uncomfortable, annoying, irritating, time-consuming, frustrating, and on occasions downright hilarious. (nope, not going to give any examples of that last one)
So like any citizen of the 21st century, my first port of call was to ‘google’ possible remedies. Among the tens of thousands of results, was this gem, from which a wonderful sentence stood out like a sore thumb.
And I quote: (the emphasis is mine)
“Exciting movies that keep you in suspense stimulate the central nervous system, increasing blood flow to the gentiles which in turn lubricates the vagina.”
I personally would like to thank all the persons of non-Jewish persuasion who offer this service.
The moral of this story is, of course, check for typos before you publish. (emphasis mine) because the one that gets through (and there will always, always, be ONE) will be the most embarrassing.
“A good editor doesn’t rewrite words, she rewires synapses” – S. Kelly Harrell, author and modern shaman