Lubricating Lady-bits – Not what you’re thinking … well sorta, kinda …

Widdershins MaskOne of the (many, I’m discovering) downsides of this combination of healing from thyroid cancer and menopause, is vaginal dryness. It’s uncomfortable, annoying, irritating, time-consuming, frustrating, and on occasions downright hilarious. (nope, not going to give any examples of that last one)

So like any citizen of the 21st century, my first port of call was to ‘google’ possible remedies. Among the tens of thousands of results, was this gem, from which a wonderful sentence stood out like a sore thumb.

And I quote: (the emphasis is mine)

“Exciting movies that keep you in suspense stimulate the central nervous system, increasing blood flow to the gentiles which in turn lubricates the vagina.”

I personally would like to thank all the persons of non-Jewish persuasion who offer this service.

The moral of this story is, of course, check for typos before you publish. (emphasis mine) because the one that gets through (and there will always, always, be ONE) will be the most embarrassing.

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“A good editor doesn’t rewrite words, she rewires synapses”S. Kelly Harrell, author and modern shaman

 

17 comments on “Lubricating Lady-bits – Not what you’re thinking … well sorta, kinda …

  1. Thank you for giving me something to laugh about today. Don’t you feel the need to write a little story about this: The gentile tightened her grip on the hose while the screech of violins rose from the screen. “Come on,” she said to the others, as the blood began to pulse around them. “It’s all up to us now.”

  2. catdownunder says:

    And I greatly needed a laugh too. Been thinking of you!

  3. Erin says:

    Of course, it helps if the gentiles bake banana bread for you first.

    There is some weird stuff on the Internet, for sure.

  4. clarbojahn says:

    Ha! That is funny!
    Yes, we must all double check for typos. :)

  5. timethief says:

    Absolutely hilarious! I can’t stop laughing. :D

  6. londonmabel says:

    It’s those demmed auto spell correctors!

  7. Tooooooo Funny. I love when stuff like this happens. It would have been funnier if it were the other way around, though. :-) Hope you are doing well!

  8. excellent.
    I saw several of those in Greece, from translation issues. One said a bottle was suitable for food, and one said the base was made of lesbians. Which I appreciated, naturally.
    Hope you found a solution that works. :)

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